It's Me, Audrey: Archive

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That awkward moment when

You’re having a girls night with some friends from high school and then you spend at least an hour talking about the names of boyfriends’ penises and giving road head and sexting and all the different first sexual encounters stories and everything else in between and you’re sitting there hoping no one has noticed you aren’t saying a single thing because you haven’t...

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!

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musingsofaboredmaniac replied to your post: It’s funny how there are some things you just don’t forget For the record I think it’s pretty cool your mum drives a Mustang :) bassvoodoo replied to your post: It’s funny how there are some things you just don’t forget Mustang? Ohhh nice you lucky dog. Here’s my mom and her ‘Stang. I feel so unbelievably...

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bassvoodoo: Amazing how people can change so much.

Dec 27th

It's funny how there are some things you just...

Like the fact that your old crush lives next to your dentist so you purposely park your Mom’s flashy Mustang right in front of it hoping he sees you in it…

Dec 27th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →

Family Force 5 (9) Relient K (8) Glee Cast (6) *NSYNC (4) Backseat Goodbye (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 27th

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Hmmm

Pack more or watch some Skins before bed? I think this is going to result in me pretending to pack for about 5 minutes then giving up but we’ll see. Maybe I’ll surprise myself but I’m not holding my breath.

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You can call me Audrey "Betty Crocker" Turner

I spent the last 2 hours baking cookies for our family Christmas get together tomorrow. I was asked specifically to make cookies because apparently I make the best chocolate chip cookies. Not my mom or grandma, me. Actually, my grandma was the one who asked me to make them for tomorrow because I make them so good. Here’s the funny thing though: we’ve been baking the same recipe...

Dec 24th

me after my first concert: that was the best show ever i'm so happy this is the best night ever i can die happy i love life
2nd concert: that was the best show ever i'm so happy this is the best night ever i can die happy i love life
3rd concert: that was the best show ever i'm so happy this is the best night ever i can die happy i love life
me after every concert: that was the best show ever i'm so happy this is the best night ever i can die happy i love life

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aileen365: bbones: 01010110: itsgirlgerm: This is the first thing I ever saw that made me love Jimmy Fallon. toidy toid and toid As if I needed another reason to love Jimmy Fallon, he perfectly rips apart my absolute LEAST favorite Christmas song of all time. I love Jimmy. And Thank You notes are the best. I wish he did them every day, not just Fridays.

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