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What are the most annoying things kids do at shows?

mollyisthepostcardkid:

The complainers! Dear god. Phrases like “Oh MMMM GEEE, I can’t believe that guy crowd surfed over me” to “That bitch totally stood in front of me and I couldn’t see ANYTHING” to “I CAN’T BELIVE THEY DIDN’T PLAY MY FAVORITE SONG OFF THE ALBUM NO ONE HAS HEARD OF. What a waste”  Make me want slash tires. 

You know you are going to a show. You know that there are going to be crowd surfers, mosh pits, stage divers, if you don’t like it don’t stand in thrash path. Also, WE (Crew and Band) spend hours and hundreds of dollars to put on that show, don’t put down/ bitch/ complain that the set wasn’t JUST RIGHT, I don’t have the limited addition online only tee, or that the other bands on the tour “sucks”.  After how much work WE ALL  put into one show, we don’t wanna hear your very negative opinion.

Tumblr is weird and wont’ let you reblog answers to questions but this is just amazing. All the bitching and complaining is the worst. “OMG it is SO hot in here”, “Can you believe that bitch accidentally fell on me in the middle of a rowdy song? THE NERVE”, “I want the guitarist because he’s hot, you can have the bass player (and they don’t even know their names)”. Little girls are the worst.

My personal favorite though, not because of complaining really but just cause it was hilarious, Ashley and I were at a show a couple years ago and we walked in front of these girls and they were talking to each other and one girl goes, “Ugh, I’ll never be that tall, even when I’m EIGHTEEN!” We laugh about that to this day.

(Source: themerchdude)